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CRIME SCENE SCOTLAND

By Russel D. McLean and Douglas Shepherd


THE BLOODY CRIME SCENE:

AN INTRODUCTION TO THE NOIR WORLD OF CRIME SCENE SCOTLAND

Ladies and gentlemen (and readers of Spinetingler Magazine), my name is Douglas Shepherd.

Probably doesn’t mean a whole lot to you.

Doesn’t mean a whole lot to anyone, really.

Except my girlfriend. Who keeps me under lock and key, if you believe the words of my erstwhile partner in crime Mr. Russel D McLean.

But, fuck it, here I am. Talking to you today about a little endeavour I got involved in a few years back. Crime Scene Scotland.

This fine crime zine was up and running before I ever got properly involved. These days I’m the fiction editor and I’m known for being a fussy little bastard. Some might even call me blunt.

Or that’s what I like to think they’re calling me.

Anyway, Crime Scene Scotland is an online noir zine. We publish short stories (inevitably noir with a few notable exceptions). We also publish articles and reviews. All of them to do with the joy of dark crime fiction.

And there’s a lot of joy to be had. Well, if you, like us, get your joy from reading about violent bastards and people’s lives invariably getting fucked up through greed, stupidity or a combination of both.

There’s even joy to be had when you’re working with a lazy bastard like our esteemed Editor at the helm.

Cheers, Doug.

Don’t mention it.

In case you haven’t realised, this little introduction to Crime Scene Scotland is being co-written. We would have finished it a year ago, but Russel insisted on helping.

This is a pattern. Every time something goes wrong, you blame me.

Who do you think they’re going to believe?

Fair point.

So while you’re here, do you mind answering a few questions?

About the zine?

Yeah, about the zine. Do you want to tell me why you started in the first place?

Uh, sure… I mean you know all of this…


But it’s for the benefit of these buggers out there on the internet. If you don’t mind, I’m just going to read a book while you witter on.

Great. Sure thing. For anyone still listening, the magazine started as a whole other project. I wanted to sell books, tried to open a bookshop, got stuck with webspace and a pile of secondhand crime novels.

Crime Scene Scotland was originally set up to sell off these novels. It failed. But what happened was – somewhere along the line – I decided to put up stories by friends of mine. Suddenly people started submitting stories to us and before too long we became a fully fledged crime zine…


At which point, to lighten the not inconsiderable load, you took on a hardnosed fiction editor.

Or someone who could say no to the crap stories and not feel bad about it. Yeah, that was Doug. He really upped the quality of submissions and introduced the policy of actually editing work that appeared on the site.


I’m surprised someone didn’t think of that before…

We’ve published a bundle of great writers on the site. Some of them have gone on to have novels accepted. Some people even got published before submitting to us. We’ve had a huge variety of styles and stories from authors at all stages of their careers.

Guys like Ed Lynskey, Colin Conway, JA Konrath, Neal Marks (Whose story, Down and Out in Brentwood made the top ten for the Story South Award and is soon to be available in The Deadly Bride and more of the Best Crime and Mystery Stories of the Year). It’s a great mix. But all these stories have at least one thing in common.

They’re all crime stories. By which we mean they’re not mystery.

Because we have a big problem with that word.

I think it draws the focus away from the crime aspect of a story. A mystery always sounds safe and predictable. Something that can be understood and analysed in logical terms…

Oh, Jesus… sorry about this folks – if you read his reviews you’ll know likes to sound like he got an education somewhere…

But it’s a fair point. Crime is not about solving crime, but about exploring the fallout from these pretty horrific acts.


Basically we like to get straight to the violence and the killing. Like that story, what was it?

Angel.

Yeah, the prison rape story. Got a lot of complaints.

And a lot of praise, too. Bloody violent story, but with brains, too.


Which is what we like.

Well look at the authors we champion: the new wave brits like Allan Guthrie, Charlie Williams, Ray Banks, Ken Bruen…

And the American hardboiled: all the way from the classics Hammett and McDonald to guys like Lawrence Block, James Ellroy, Charlie Stella, George Pelecanos…

One of the things people always ask, of course, is why Crime Scene Scotland?


Because they wonder why the fuck we’re publishing and promoting American writers, too. There are two answers to this aren’t there?

The Patriotic one

Whereby we wanted to promoted the fact we were Scottish.

And the lazy (true) one

Whereby you wanted to call it The Crime Scene but found out the domain name was taken by someone else.

The first reason sounds better. I should have stuck to it.

Yeah, that’s true. Except that Allan Guthrie, blabbed about in the pages of Crime Spree magazine… going to prove you should never trust a hardboiled author not to give away your darkest secrets.

Look, McLean, Ruttan only gave us limited space to chunter on, so you want to tell people what’s in the future for Crime Scene Scotland?

Hell, yeah: more and better reviews. A new publishing schedule (we’re going quarterly) with revised submission guidelines and a great selection of new stories to get your juices flowing. We’re also setting up mailing lists concerning not just the mag, but important announcements from Friends of Crime Scene as well as some other fun things. Keep an eye on the mag (or my blog at http://www.theseayemeanstreets.blogspot.com) for further information. And we’re going to try and not kill each other when the deadline for each issue approaches.


Hah, speak for yourself, bud…

Crime Scene Scotland, a crime and mystery ezine, can be found at http://www.crimescenescotland.com . Russel D McLean and Doug Shepherd take no responsibility for any offence or upset caused by the site’s content. Or indeed responsibility for much of anything.


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